2-9-11 - Deconstructing Glee and Bobby Proves His Broadway Mastery

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COLD WEATHER, REMEMBERING STANDUP AND PARKER BEATS ROSIE AT CHESS
Rosie and the staff started today's program talking about the incredible cold weather New York is having right now and the coldest cities in the United States.   Deirdre prefers the cold weather over the heat.  This then brought on a discussion about the "Windy City" Chicago which Deirdre loves.  Janette doesn't like Chicago and remembers going there during the standup days.  Rosie's performed in many cities doing standup but usually just went for the work and never really took the time to tour the cities.  Janette said if the audiences sucked in any particular city it caused her to make generalizations about the entire state.  Rosie recalled the isolated feeling of being on the road as a comic.  She did her first gig when she was just 16 years old which is so odd for her when she realizes she now has a 15 year-old son!   Janette was almost 30 years-old when she started standup.  Rosie thinks there was an advantage to starting so young because she was so cocky and clueless at that age.  Because she was so young she didn't care about the risks she was really taking.  Bobby remembered watching Rosie on the road after she performed in Grease.  He thought it was fascinating watching her craft a show and how she changed it up every time she was on stage.  He never realized how much improv and tweaking goes into a standup routine until he followed her out on the road.  Rosie said she never wrote any of her material down, it was all in her head.  Janette said writing standup is the hardest writing in the world. And she said Rosie would walk into the room and tell a story and have the whole room laughing at every line.  She said Rosie has an amazing skill at delivering punch lines.  Rosie wished she still had that skill but said it's something you have to continue to work on.  Speaking of standups, Rosie mentioned one of her favorite standups, Kevin Meaney and his version of The Marriage Ref. Rosie said just thinking of this video makes her laugh.

Kevin Meaney - The Marriage Ref

Rosie will be presenting an award to Dr. Mathilde Krim at an amfAR event this evening! And she said she played chess with her son Parker last night and he legitimately beat her two times in a row. She remembered the first time her brother Timmy, who she also taught to play, beat her at chess too.  Rosie said she and her kids then all watched Glee together, one of their favorite things to do as a family.     

GLEE AND CALLERS
Rosie and the staff then discussed last night's episode of Glee!  Did you miss it?  HERE'S A LINK to last night's Glee.  Rosie said last night's episode had an "interesting storyline" and wanted to know what the staff thought about it.  Rosie said it was interesting to watch her kids remark how gross it was that Puck liked the girl who was heavy.  The episode offended Janette, who was heavy as a child and teen.  She said it felt like pandering and was too unbelievable to believe.  She felt like the show was trying to make an unrealistic politically correct point.  Janette said she was "that girl" and a guy like Puck would never have asked her out.   Janette also thought the girl's level of self-esteem was unrealistic and unbelievable.  She thought if the girl was beautiful like a "Brooke Elliott" she might have believed it. 

Rosie said when she and Kelli were broken up, but still trying to work things out, she went to Vegas with Sharon Gless.  They were playing blackjack and  started up a conversation with a gorgeous guy.  Rosie told him he was "absurdly good looking" and they chatted for a bit.  He was so nice and so kind and he asked her out!  Sharon told her to go for it!  Rosie thought that type of guy would never like her and only was interested in her because she was famous.  Janette disagreed.  She knew Rosie before she was famous and said she had the same great personality and that  was undeniable and probably what the guy enjoyed about her so much. 

Deirdre said she too often feels not good enough for gorgeous men.  Rosie told her that couldn't be true because she once told Rosie she would have hooked up with John Mayer if she wasn't a few pounds overweight a few months back!  Rosie said someone with low self-esteem never would have said that.  Deirdre said there are times she feels inferior and like a guy wouldn't be interested in her.  Janette said the difference is, Deirdre's WRONG.  Rosie told Deirdre there's a layer of societal condemnation that Deirdre doesn't have with her insecurity about herself.

Rosie saw Kevin Smith on Joy Behar's show on CNN who recently lost 65 pounds.  Kevin Smith is a talented director who was told he was "too fat to fly" by Southwest airlines about a year ago.   Rosie said she would like to interview him.  She said he's a talented, good looking man who seems kind of obsessed with his weight.  Pete listens to his podcasts and said Kevin mentions weight in almost every one. 

Rosie felt there were a lot of fat jokes in last night's Glee despite the fact it was a "fat empowerment episode."  Janette wondered why they cast a chubby character with so few redeeming qualities.  Bobby loved the storyline and that the heavy character was so sure of herself.  He said it's not right that in today's society a character like Santana can be bitchy because she's pretty but the fat girl isn't allowed to be bitchy because she's fat.  Bobby loves that the character is bitchy and totally empowered.  Rosie hopes this character will soon show how she can really, really sing. 

Rosie took several callers about Glee who had varying opinions on the new heavy Glee character and the romantic relationship with Puck.  One caller told Rosie how much she loves Rosie Radio and that she was so sad they'll be going off the air in June.  Rosie told the caller (and the listeners) there's a good chance Janette and the gang are going to get to do something on Sirius!!!!  If you'd like to join the "Keep Janette Barber on Facebook page" to lend your support and have your voice heard CLICK HERE!

One caller told Rosie she heard the cast of Glee is going back on tour and Rosie said if it does she will definitely go see it again!   She said the Glee Live Show was as great as a Broadway show.  Rosie also said she thinks Kurt's character is doing a tremendous service for the younger generation helping them become more accepting of teens like Kurt.  Rosie spoke to one caller in particular who said just because someone's big doesn't mean they have to subscribe to society's rule that they're worthless.  Rosie agreed and said she sees people who are big, especially in the gay women's community, that have tremendous confidence.  One caller said we can't compare experiences from 20 years ago to what it's like in schools today because there are a lot more heavy teens in today's schools.  And she said being heavy doesn't have the same stigma as it once did.   

Then another caller told Rosie how much they will miss her when she goes off the air in June and Rosie said she's "sure" Sirius has something in the works for the rest of the Rosie Radio staff!

THE JOAN RIVERS REALITY SHOW AND THE TRIALS OF LILO,
Rosie asked the staff if any of them have seen the Joan Rivers reality show Joan Knows Best?  None of the staff members had seen it so she invited listeners to call in and share their thoughts.  Rosie thinks it's a fantastic show and finds it real and revelatory.  Rosie enjoys the show because she said it's a real reality show like her other favorite reality show Ruby.    Rosie said she knows Joan Rivers and she can tell they're not acting or doing shtick on the show.  Rosie does think the hot nanny is a set up though but she thinks the rest of it is real.  Rosie took several calls on the topic.  One caller thought the show felt "contrived and unreal."  Rosie mentioned Joan's documentary A Piece of Work which Rosie loved and said she thinks the gist of the show is real.  One of the callers Rosie spoke with is a new stay-at-home-mom who enjoys listening to Rosie Radio and Rosie gave her a weekend of cooking classes at the Culinary Institute of America!  You can catch Joan Knows Best Tuesdays at 9pm EST on WeTV. 

Rosie was shocked to announce that Lindsay Lohan is in trouble again!  Lindsay has been charged with felony grand theft for allegedly taking a necklace from a California jewelry store.  The necklace retails for $2500.  Lindsay has two explanations.  One story is that she put it on and forgot to take it off and one story is that her wardrobe person did it.  Rosie wondered what Lindsay's mental state is to mess up again while she's on probation.  Janette said she can't be well-balanced and is acting destructively.  Rosie said Lindsay used to be immensely talented and a great actress.  Everyone in the studio felt for Lindsay.  Rosie remembered when Winona Ryder was caught shoplifting.  She said when you're at the height of your fame you have no boundaries, no rules.  Then, just like any wave, you hit the shore and those freedoms don't apply to you anymore.  And that's what she thinks happened to Winona and to Lindsay.  Rosie took several callers who gave their opinions on Lindsay's felony charge.  One caller didn't think Lindsay has the survival skills for the real world.  Rosie agreed.  Rosie said Lindsay needs someone to ground her because her parents thrust her out into the limelight and then also enjoyed it there.  Rosie said you don't see Martin Sheen and his wife on tabloid television giving interviews.  She said the Sheens don't try to use their son's troubles to create their own celebrity.  Rosie worries what will happen to Lindsay.  A caller asked Rosie what is typical for stylists when they're dressing a celebrity.  Rosie said a stylist will bring clothes over to your house and you try them on.  Some of the clothes have been given to the celebrity because the designer wants to have his/her clothes worn at an event or on a red carpet.  But some of the clothes you must purchase.  But she said when clothing is given to a celebrity it's usually for a specific event or appearance.   Bobby has dressed many celebrities and said he's had clients walk out of stores mistakenly wearing items they haven't paid for and running back in to pay for them!  He thinks it's possible it was an accident and won't judge until he's heard more details.   

BROADWAY NAME THAT TUNE
During this game the player heard a short clip of a famous Broadway song.  If they could get the song with a 1 second clip they would receive 3 points.  If they needed a second clip they would get 2 points and if they needed the entire song played they'd get 1 point.  The two players that scored the highest would play against each other in the speed round!   

ROUND ONE
Rosie: heard a short clip of a song from Annie and got it for 3 points.
Pete: heard a short clip of a song from Les Miserables but he couldn't name the song or the show for 0 points.
Janette: heard a short clip of a song from Chicago and got it for 3 points.
Bobby: heard a short clip of a song from The Lion King and got it for 3 points.
Shoshana: heard a short clip of a song from Cats and got it for 3 points. 

ROUND TWO
Rosie: heard a short clip of a song from Rent and got it for 3 points.
Pete: heard three short clips of a song from Grease and got it for 1 point because he couldn't name the song.
Janette: heard a clip of a song from Sound of Music.  She named the show and not the song for 1 point.
Bobby: heard clip of a song from Wicked and got it for 3 points.
Shoshana: heard a clip of a song from 42nd Street.  She named the show but not the song for 1 point.

ROUND THREE
Rosie: heard a short of clip of a song from Chorus Line and got it for 3 points.
Pete: heard a clip of a song from Fiddler on the Roof.   He named the show but couldn't name the song for 1 point.
Janette: heard a clip of a song from You're a Good Man Charlie Brown.  She named the show but didn't know the song for 1 point.
Bobby: heard a clip of a song from Oklahoma but guessed it was Annie Get your Gun.  He got 2 points for knowing the song though.
Shoshana: heard a clip of a song from Springtime.  She named the show but couldn't name the song for 1 point.  

SPEED ROUND BETWEEN ROSIE AND BOBBY
Rosie: heard a short clip of a song from Annie and got the song and the show for 3 points.
Bobby: heard a short clip of a song from Chorus Line and got the song and the show for 3 points.
Rosie: heard a clip and passed because she didn't know it!
Bobby: stole Rosie's song and got it!  It was a song from Evita and got the song and the show for 3 points!
Bobby: heard a short clip of a song from Fiddler on the Roof and got the song and the show for 3 points.
Rosie: heard a clip and passed because she didn't know it!
Bobby: stole Rosie's and guessed Guys and Dolls but he didn't know the song for 1 point.
Bobby: heard a clip of a song from Grease and got the song and the show for 3 points.
Rosie: heard a clip and passed because she didn't know it!
Bobby: stole Rosie's and guessed West Side Story though he didn't know the song for 1 point.
Bobby: heard a clip and passed because he didn't know it!
Janette: stole it though she didn't get any points because she wasn't playing!  lol They didn't say what show it was from. 
Rosie: heard a clip and passed because she didn't know it!
Bobby: stole Rosie's and guessed the song and the show Avenue Q for 3 points.

BOBBY WON BY A LANDSLIDE!

At Rosie's demand, Bobby then sang There Are Worse Things I Could Do from the Broadway show Grease a cappella and it was fantastic!!!!!! 

Rosie closed the show.

and that's what you missed - kw

2-8-11 - Rosie Radio Family Feud and Lisa Kudrow about WDYTYA

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ROSIE'S NEW DIET AND HEAVY
Rosie started today's broadcast talking about her new diet.  She met with a doctor who told her the worst thing she can do is have a bagel for breakfast because it will make her 80% hungrier.  He told her not having carbs in the morning and wearing her sleep apnea machine will have a big affect on her trying to lose weight.  Today James made breakfast for her which was some egg whites, a chicken breast and some berries.  She also learned cardio is good for losing weight but she really needs to lift weights in order to help her weight loss.

Rosie said she watched Heavy last night and she told the staff all about last night's episode.  There was a promo for Heavy on earlier in the night and Rosie's youngest daughter Vivi saw it and asked, "How come everyone thinks it's so bad to be fat?"  Rosie didn't really know what to say to her.  She told her that a really long time ago being heavy was a sign of wealth and status but it has changed over the years and now it's seen as a sign of laziness.  Vivi told Rosie she thinks that's "dumb."  Rosie said it's no wonder she feels that way with all the weight loss shows on television today.  The staff then discussed Hollywood actresses and the double standard for male actors who are overweight and accepted as opposed to female actresses who get shunned and made fun of for it.  When Rosie was watching last night's Heavy, she thought to herself that she'd like to go to a fitness center like the one in the show!  Jeannie watched it and said she couldn't believe the tiny portion sizes and thought it was not practical for long-term weight loss.

Rosie took a call from a listener who has also been to the Lake Austin spa that they feature in the show. She said you can go to the spa to relax (like a typical spa) or go to workout with a trainer.  She said the portion sizes bothered her too but our portion sizes in America are too big.  The caller worked out so hard she lost 5 pounds in 4 days!  Rosie said she wanted to go with Jeannie!  Janette's friend Laura Banks (who co-wrote Embracing My Big Fat Ass with Janette) goes to Optimum Health Institute for weight loss.   Rosie said her friend Sharon Gless spends all her free time at "fat farms" and loves it there.  Rosie called her a "fat farm enthusiast."  Rosie said she would like the male trainer on the show to work her out but she wouldn't like the woman.  She also said Jillian Michaels from the Biggest Loser scares her.  James feels the opposite and said he would pay good money to have Jillian kick his ass for the day. 

Rosie took another caller from a listener who watches The Biggest Loser.  She caught the menu written on the wall displaying the food they were eating on the show and it only added up to 1,064 calories for the day!  Rosie said she's 209 pounds right now and wants to get into the 1's so badly.  Jeannie prefers Weight Watchers, that allows you to eat more if you're heavier and as you lose weight it decreases your allotted calories.   Janette likes the LoseIt app on the iPhone.   Rosie said her first goal is to see how much progress she can make between now and her birthday, March 21st.  Janette said in a couple weeks she will feel profoundly different no matter how much weight she's lost and Pete agreed wholeheartedly.   Janette passionately believes in writing down everything you eat.  It's made a huge difference for her. 

Rosie took a call from a listener who decided to cut out dairy and hired a personal chef to cook her only vegan meals.  She's been doing it for 2 months and she's lost 2 pant sizes!  She said the best part is she feels so much better.  

TRUMP ON OPRAH AND OPRAH'S EPISODE THAT AIRS TODAY
Rosie said she watched the Trump family on Oprah yesterday and said she didn't find him as repulsive as she normally does.  She did notice that he's gained a lot of weight and she said that's what he gets for calling everyone fat!  On the whole though, she found him "mildly likable" but she thought perhaps that was because he was surrounded by his kids.  Janette said not everyone is horrible all the time but couldn't forgive Trump herself for what he did to Rosie in the past. Rosie took some calls from listeners who also watched the episode that aired yesterday.  One caller agreed with Rosie that Trump seemed likable and one caller thought he was repulsive on the show.  She called him a "roly-poly-daddy's-little-fatty" which made Rosie laugh.  Rosie took calls from a couple listeners who found his kids robotic and thought his kids comments  felt scripted.  Bobby knows the Trump kids personally and said they're grounded, smart, cool kids. Bobby did mention he's heard the kids say their father is never not working.  Overall, Rosie thought it was interesting she could watch the show without being completely repulsed. 

Janette cannot get over what Trump did to Rosie and said he did it because he had a show to pitch.  She said Trump used Rosie so he could get on every media outlet for his own personal gain.   Bobby thinks everyone has made fun of Trump's hair but the reason he makes so much money is because people think he is so rich and that's why he really went off on Rosie.  Because she called him out on it and pulled the curtain back on the truth about his wealth.

Rosie said she'll be watching today's Oprah about the two girls raped by their father and brothers their entire lives.  Rosie said her daughter saw the promo for this episode and then asked her what rape is.  Rosie told her it's when someone has sex with you against your will.  And Vivi asked if that meant children too.  And Rosie had to tell her yes.   Rosie asked the staff if they could watch it today so they can discuss it tomorrow but Janette and Deirdre said they couldn't bare to watch it.   

Today's Oprah

Rosie told a story of when Parker was only 5 years old and they were in Miami.  A 7 year-old girl had been beaten and raped by her older brother's friend while her mother was in the other room.  Rosie heard about the case and knew the doctor of the little girl so she went and visited her at the hospital.  Rosie became obsessed with the story and felt so furious with the mother who she didn't feel protected the girl.  Rosie even went to the hearing where the mother lost her rights to the child.  Rosie said one of the reasons she became a foster parent was because of that little girl in Miami. But by the time she got her foster parent license the girl was sent to live with her father. Deirdre explained that she cannot watch shows like the one that is on today's Oprah because the story stays with her and then she can't shake it.  She said she would have to seek revenge and would be the type who would give her own life to avenge the person that was victimized.  Rosie thinks shows like the one that is on today's Oprah have tremendous value for people who carry huge secrets.  She said seeing someone else recover from such a tragic event can be inspirational for those struggling with their own secrets.

Janette said she won't watch the show today because she feels like she's heard the story of abuse in America.  Rosie asked her how she could read stories like Infidel, a book she recently recommended to Rosie.  Janette said when tragedies happen in other countries she feels like if she doesn't help NO ONE will help.  She said here in the United States we have so many more opportunities for help.  Rosie, on the other hand, feels much more pulled to help people in this country though she thinks it's so interesting how people are pulled to other countries to help.  They mentioned Sarah Symons, a former Rosie Radio guest who was pulled to help the human trafficking by creating MadeBySurvivors.  Janette said the difference between this country and other countries is that there is NO ONE to help if they do not and she can really see the impact their organization has with the people in need.   Jeannie said if she had more time and money she would open a soup kitchen on Long Island.  

Rosie said they'll be off the week of March 21st and she's been thinking of places she'd like to visit but there really isn't anywhere she really wants to go. 

ROSIE RADIO FAMILY FEUD
During this game the player had to guess the most popular answer to the question based on a survey of 100 people.  The more obscure the answer, the more points they got! 
 
Name Something You Eat With Peanut Butter
Janette: Jelly which was the #1 answer for 1 point.
Jeannie: Apple which was not on the board for 0 points.
Deirdre: Honey which was not on the board for 0 points.
Rosie Bananas which was the #4 answer for 4 points.
Pete: Chocolate which was not on the board for 0 points.

They missed bread, crackers and celery.

Name Something Little Children Play With That Makes a Mess
Jeannie: Playdough which was the #2 answer for 2 points.
Deirdre: Paint which was the #1 answer for 1 point.
Rosie: Lego which was the #6 answer for 6 points.
Pete: Mud which was the #7 answer for 7 points.
Janette: Food which was the #5 answer for 5 points.

They missed clay, crayons, pots and sand.

Name Something That Comes In Stick Form
Deirdre: Chopsticks which was not on the board for 0 points.
Rosie: Sunscreen which was not on the board for 0 points.
Pete: Pretzels which was not on the board for 0 points.
Janette: Deodorant which was the #2 answer for 2 points.
Jeannie: Lipstick which was the #4 answer for 4 points.

They missed gum, butter and glue.

Name Something Besides Clothing That Some People Wear Every Day - for double points
Rosie: Deodorant which was #4 for 8 points.
Pete: Makeup which was #6 for 12 points.
Janette: Watch which was #1 for 2 points.
Jeannie: Shoes which was #3 for 6 points.
Deirdre: Rings/jewelry which was #2 points for 4 points.

They missed glasses and a smile. 

Name Something a Picky Girl Always Finds Wrong With Her Date
Pete: Clothes which was #1 for 2 points.
Janette: Money/job which was not on the board for 0 points.
Jeannie: Teeth/looks which was #2 for 4 points.
Deirdre: Car which was #6 for 12 points.
Rosie: Smell which was not on the board for 0 points.

They missed cheap, manners, hair, and personality.

Name a Specific Occupation That's More Like Play Than Work - triple points!
Janette: Dancer which was not on the board for 0 points.
Jeannie: Teacher which was #8 for 24 points!
Deirdre: Musician which was #6  for 18 points!
Rosie: Porn Star which was not on the board for 0 points.
Pete: Clown which was #7 for 21 points!

They missed athlete, lifeguard, actor, TV show host, cruise director, sports coach, and travel guide.

Pete and Jeannie Fast Money
They each got 30 seconds and had to answer 5 questions.

Jeannie:
name something a parent says to a small child over and over: she said "be quiet" for 4 points
name something you buy frozen: she said "vegetables" for 2 points
name something that has a chocolate covering: she said "pretzels" for 6 points.
name something with holes in it: she said "lifesaver" for 0 points.
name something people cut: she said "paper" for 3 points.
15 points total

Pete:
name something a parent says to a small child over and over: he said "stop" for 2 points. 
The #1 answer was "no."
name something you buy frozen: he said "ice-cream" which was the #1 answer for 1 point!
name something that has a chocolate covering: he said M&Ms which were not on the board for 0 points.  The #1 answer was "cake" for 1 point.
name something with holes in it: he said donuts for 2 points.
name something that people cut: he said fruit which was not on the board for 0 points.

JEANNIE WAS THE WINNER!!!!!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE AND LISA KUDROW
Rosie then introduced Lisa Kudrow who called in to talk to Rosie about her episode of Who Do You Think You Are which is premiering on NBC on Friday, February 18th!  Rosie said doing the show was a very interesting and emotional experience for her.  And she didn't expect it.  Rosie said she never knew anything about her mom and when she died in 1973, no one ever talked about it.  Rosie never had any concept of her mother's family history. There was an unspoken rule in the house to never mention her so the didn't.  Rosie said there was a photo of a woman that hung in her playroom her entire life and they never knew who it was.  The researchers for the show started with that picture.  And apparently there's a huge dramatic story behind it!

Rosie said her brother Eddie went along on the journey with her but she has not shared what they've learned of her family history with her brother Danny and her sister Maureen because they do not speak.  Since they haven't talked in years she didn't feel right calling them for this.   

One piece of family history that wasn't included in the final episode that will air is that her grandfather, who died before she was born, used to drive a Wells Fargo Wagon full of gold, securities and armaments for the  war.  She went to Jersey City with the show and got to see photos of him as a young man dressed in his uniform.  She also met relatives she didn't know she had on her journey, all of whom are in their late 80s and 90s.  There were 10 children from her parents' generation.  She met one of her elderly second cousins and the woman confused her with her mother.  She told her she remembered her as "the girl with the black hair with the dancing shoes who was always dancing."   Rosie had to tell her elderly cousin that she was confusing her with her mom.  Her cousin told her Rosie looks just like her mother.    Rosie and Deirdre are huge fans of the show Who Do You Think You Are

Rosie then welcomed Lisa to the program!  Lisa and Rosie talked about Lisa's episode of the show where they researched her family history.  They also talked about the "deep horror" that Rosie discovers from her own history, though they weren't specific as to what it was.  You'll have to watch to find out!  Rosie said she's so grateful she got to do the show and said it's remarkable how much information they can find.   

Rosie asked Lisa how they select who to do on the show.  Lisa said they choose people who are intellectually curious and people who will be interested in finding out their own family history.  Rosie mentioned her good friend Natasha Lyonne who has grandparents who survived Auschwitz who would be great for the program. 

Lisa and Rosie discussed her movie Easy A and how much Rosie loved it.  Rosie also was excited that Lisa's Web-Therapy is now going to be on Showtime!  Rosie said she'd be available for an episode if they want her!  Rosie LOVED Meryl Streep's episode of Web-Therapy and asked Lisa all about it.  Rosie also mentioned Lisa's show The Comeback and how much she loved it and how disappointed she was when it was canceled.  Lisa was really disappointed it was canceled too and wished HBO would have given it more than one season. 

You can catch Rosie's episode of Who Do You Think You Are on February 18th!

After Lisa's interview Janette talked about how much she loved Lisa and Rosie agreed.  Rosie highly recommended that her viewers watch Lisa's Web-Therapy and called it "the funniest fricking thing in the world."  Jeannie loved The Comeback and owns all the episodes on DVD! 

Rosie said she's getting really good at Scrabble on her iPhone and scored a 430!  She said she has all the two letter words memorized and almost has all the three letter words memorized!

Rosie closed the show.

and that's what you missed -kw

2-7-11 - The Big Facebook Conversation and Rosie Takes Unscreened Calls

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE SUPERBOWL AND THE COMMERCIALS
Today Rosie began the  program saying, "It's Monday, all day, just like my Nana would say."  She opens the show saying this almost every day and it's really cute.  Then Jeannie and Rosie started talking about Rosie's Nana and the show Who Do You Think You Are.  Rosie taped an episode of Who Do You Think You Are that will premiere on Friday, February 18th!!!  Rosie said she does look a lot like her older relatives.  Tune in next Friday to see Rosie's journey! 

Then Rosie and the staff discussed the Superbowl!  Pete and Rosie thought it was a good game.  Janette's boyfriend Barry thought the game was boring and turned it off.  Deirdre thought Ben Roethlisberger's interview after the game was heart-wrenching.  Rosie thought the halftime show was FANTASTIC!  I AGREE!!!!!  I loved it and the 13 kids I watched it with loved it too!  Pete didn't like the presentation and Janette has decided she doesn't like the Black Eyed Peas.  Rosie was horrified that Janette doesn't like them.  Deirdre wasn't surprised Janette doesn't like the BEP's because she's a "metal-head."  Rosie then took callers who also didn't like the half-time show and was totally shocked they didn't like it!  Rosie gave one caller who said she enjoyed the half-time show a gift.  lol  They also discussed how Christina Aguilera messed up the words on the Star Spangled Banner.   None of the staff members thought it was a very big deal and they all understood how it could happen. 

Rosie didn't like the Pepsi Max commercials AT ALL.  She didn't understand the purpose of the ad campaign and how the Pepsi flew through the air and hit people.  She was disappointed in general, over the commercials.  Janette didn't like the Groupon Timothy Hutton Tibet commercial at all and thought it was misleading.  Rosie didn't like the Doritos Superbowl commercials at all.  Rosie took several callers and talked to them about the commercials, most of whom didn't like them either.

They didn't mention it, but being a mom of three boys, this was my favorite commercial from last night. 



Rosie then asked if any of the staff stayed up to watch Glee last night.  No one really watched it because it was on so late.

ROSIE'S NEW LOW CARB HIGH PROTEIN DIET AND ROSIE GETS DENIED
Rosie said she uses her iPhone as her alarm clock to wake up in the morning.  She had an appointment with her doctor who scolded her for not wearing her sleep apnea mask at night.  Rosie will be watching her diet now and limiting carbohydrates and eating more tuna for protein.  Janette warned Rosie that she shouldn't eat Tuna more than twice a week because of its high mercury content.  She referenced an article she read about a man who ate too much Mercury who ended up with Mercury poisoning.  Janette also said in the olden days, if a woman was hysterical or emotional they would dose her with Calomel (mercury).  This was what Louisa May Alcott, the author of Little Women, died of.  Rosie said she's also going to eat more egg whites and reduced fat cheese.  Or an apple with peanut butter. 

Jeannie made snacks for the kids and a big meal for the adults last night!  She described it and it sounded yummy!!!  Jeannie said she prefers red wine, a nice Cabernet and  then Rosie told a red wine story.  She once went out to dinner with Tommy Mottola, and he kept ordering this fabulous wine that Rosie fell in love with!  Turns out it was $150 a bottle!  It's called Camis Reserve?  I'm trying to find a link.

Rosie, Jeannie and Jackie went out for Margarita's Friday night and Rosie's credit card was denied and Jackie thought it was the funniest thing that ever happened in her life.  She couldn't stop laughing and then Jackie went to the bathroom so Rosie gave the waitress another credit card and that one got denied too!  Jeannie was hysterical.  Turns out one credit card was expired and Jackie took the other one to find out why it was denied.  Rosie suggested she go out to dinner with one expired credit card now every time they go out just to give Jeannie and Jackie a little thrill.  :)

FACEBOOK AND TWITTER
James told a story about a friend, who he hasn't spoken to in years, who recently friended him on Facebook.  The last interaction James had with this friend was not good, in fact, their friendship ended badly.  This person just recently "friended" him on Facebook and he couldn't decide if he should accept it or deny it so he just left it there.  He got an email from this person asking why he didn't accept the request.  James said if he saw this person face-to-face, this person wouldn't even want to talk to him but now because they're on Facebook this person now wants to be "friends?"  James wasn't sure this person really wanted to be friends or just see his personal photos, etc.

Janette said she's been friended by a couple of people on Facebook who she doesn't like and she's sure they don't like her either!  Jeannie said she recently friended a roommate from college who she had a huge falling out with.  But she also included a message with the friend request asking if they could move past it.

Rosie, again said she doesn't really love it and still doesn't get it.  Janette loves Facebook.  She even found out Howard Stern mentioned her on his radio show from Facebook!  Rosie said she saw Howard on Letterman recently and said he did GREAT!  Janette again talked about how gorgeous and sexy Howard is to her.  Rosie doesn't really like Facebook because you find out things about other people you don't really want to know - like who they're dating and how it's going, etc.  Rosie took a call from a listener who mentioned this video/song and how funny it was... 


Janette thinks the fun of Facebook has really worn out for Rosie because she's had the blog all these years.  It's almost like she's already "been there done that."  Janette has become Facebook friends with listeners and really loves the connections she's made.  Jeannie said she hasn't "friended" any of the listeners because she puts personal pictures of her children up there and doesn't feel comfortable but she always tries to write back and explain. 

Rosie said she wished she could like Facebook more but says she kind of hates it.  She then took some callers who also hate Facebook.  Rosie agreed that her blog was very Facebook/Twitter-esque and now she's kind of sick of the blog too.  She said it got to be too mainstream and she didn't feel the need to do it anymore. 

Rosie said when she goes to OWN, she's going to be on Twitter!  She and the other OWN hosts will have Twitter connections and conversations you can follow!  She's getting a Twitter-training today actually!  Janette and Deirdre pretty much HATE Twitter.  Janette sees value with Facebook and sees it as a great way to meet and connect with others.

THE LATEST IN EGYPT AND O'REILLY VS. OBAMA
Rosie and the staff then discussed the latest happenings in Egypt and how the protesters are still waiting for Mubarak to leave.  Pete described the changed Mubarak has attempted to make and whether or not that will please the protesters. 

Rosie watched the Bill O'Reilly/Obama interview and thought it was interesting how O'Reilly didn't seem to have any reverence for the fact that he was speaking to the President of the United States of America.  Rosie thought it was also interesting that Obama even chose to do the interview.  Janette thinks he was trying to gain access to the base of viewers that enjoy Bill O'Reilly's program.  Deirdre agreed with Janette and said Obama did it for the viewership. 

Rosie said she's started reading Infidel.  She also said a right-wing blog took what she was trying to say about ethnocentrism last week and turned it all around.  Rosie was merely trying to say we need to look at our own country and its faults before trying to make changes to or judgments of other people's countries.  The blog took it out of context and and made it sound like she was saying something totally other than what she meant and Rosie wanted to clear it up.  Rosie said she was trying to find out more about Egypt this weekend in order to be more educated about the area and what role America has played in its history.

THE KINDLE FOR KIDS? AND READING FOR FUN
Pete mentioned a New York Times article he read about a kid who got an e-reader who now goes weeks without watching T.V.  Janette thinks anything that makes a kid read is an advantage.  Jeannie, who's a Speech Pathologist in "real" life, said half her case-load has access to their own or their parents' iPads and iTouchs.  She said there are great apps for children on them as well! Jeannie thinks, with balance, many times these tools can be useful!  Rosie and Janette said they can always tell by the vocabulary in other adults when they've met someone who isn't a reader.  Jeannie (who nicely, didn't take offense) said she wishes she read more but doesn't have the time.  She said reading feels too much like work for her and after receiving her bachelor's and two masters degrees, she doesn't want to read anymore because it reminds her of school. 

Rosie said it was her friend Jackie who really got her "into" reading.  She got her hooked on Graham Greene in seventh grade and she's loved escaping into other worlds ever since.  After she reads a book she still thinks about the characters long after she puts the book down and then has to remind herself that it was just a book.  Rosie took a call from a librarian who appreciates the new devices for reading.  She said if she can get "the words" into the kids' brains she doesn't care how she's doing it.  Rosie agreed and said reading can change your whole world and anyway you can get kids interested in it has value.

THE AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN GAME 
James gave each player 3 clues about a fictional green character.  If they could name the character after one clue, they'd receive 3 points.  If they could name the character after two clues, two points...and so on. 

ROUND ONE
Shoshana: She guessed Kermit (with ZERO clues, just based off the title of the game!)  3 points
Rosie: Clue #1 -Died at the age of 900, Clue #2 - despite his popularity he can only be characterized as a species unknown, Clue #3 - he trained Luke.  The answer was Yoda and she got it.  1 point
Pete: Clue #1 - Named after a variety of unusually large peas. Clue #2 - a proponent of non-perishables.  He guessed The Jolly Green Giant for 2 points. 
Janette:  Clue # 1 - A puppet known for not saying anything nice.  Clue #2 - he has an orange pet worm named Slimey. She guessed Oscar the Grouch for 2 points.
Jeannie:  Clue #1 - caricatured in a berry flavored cereal.  She guessed Frankenstein for 3 points.
caller: Clue# 1 - he is accompanied by his companion, his dog named Max Clue #2 - befriends Cindy Lou.  He guessed The Grinch for 2 points.

ROUND TWO
Shoshana: Clue #1 - a Cockney accent. Clue #2 - his name is often confused.  The answer was Geico Gecko but my Sirius went out so I missed the third clue!  She got 1 point. 
Rosie: Clue #1 - had his own musical.  She guessed Shrek for 3 points. 
Pete:  Clue#1 - Urban legend claims it's an aphrodisiac.  He guessed Green M&Ms for 3 points. 
Janette: Clue #1 - Often used by editorial cartoonists to represent an evil force. Clue #2 - She can cause accidents too.  Clue #3 - She commands a fleet of winged simians.  She guessed the Wicked Witch of the West for 1 point. 
Jeannie: Clue #1 - Absorbed massive amounts of gamma rays.  She guessed The Hulk for 3 points.
caller: Clue #1 - Has a human pal nicknamed Boo.  Clue #2 - You can get to his world through your closet. He guessed Mike from Monster's, Inc for 2 points. 

ROUND THREE

Shoshana:  Clue #1 - MTV gave him a Lifetime Achievement Award in 1997.  Clue #2 - You probably want to avoid his atomic breath.  Clue #3 - The citizens of Tokyo wish he'd go back to the sea where he came from.  It was Godzilla but she didn't get it.  0 points
Rosie:  Clue #1 - Cuban Pete.  Clue #2 - Wears a yellow Zoot Suit.  Clue # 3 - Jim Carrey.  The answer was The Mask and she got it at the third clue for 1 point. 
Pete: Clue #1 - They trademarked his long tongue and his green spotted eggs.  He guessed Yoshi for 3 points! 
Janette:  Clue #1 - He was first scene destroying the ballroom of a fictional hotel in NYC.  Clue #2 - he had a fruit juice named after him.  Clue #3 - a gluttonous blob.  It was Slimer and she didn't get it.  0 points.
Jeannie: Clue #1 - If you've got a heart, then he's a part of you.  Clue #2 - he can walk into any book.  Clue #3 - he's friends with a horse, a dinosaur and a flying mermaid.  The answer was Gumby but she didn't know it for 0 points. 

PETE WON!!!!!!!

UNSCREENED PHONE CALLS!
Rosie took a call from a listener who asked Rosie about a picture on her blog.  She wondered where she took it and what she took it with.  Rosie explained the picture is of her back deck that she took with her iPhone in order to get a record of the huge snowfall they got in New York!

Rosie took another call from a listener who asked Rosie if she's decided who her first guest is going to be in the fall when her show premieres on OWN.  Rosie said she hasn't decided yet.  She said they haven't yet found a venue for where the show will be taped or staffed the show entirely yet.  She said they'll be planning that between now and her birthday (March 21st)!

Rosie took a call from a listener who asked Rosie if she could name every actress who's played Elle Woods in Legally Blonde on Broadway?  She couldn't.  Rosie then asked the caller to name them and she did! 

Rosie took a call from a listener who asked Rosie when she will be on Who Do You Think You Are?  Rosie told the caller her episode will air Friday, February 18th!  They chatted for a little while about Autism too, because the caller has two kids with the diagnosis.

Rosie took a call from a listener who asked Rosie if she's been asked to be on Glee.  Rosie said she hasn't been asked but if she was she would do it but also enjoys not knowing the behind-the-scenes of the show so she can fully enjoy it with her kids every week.  Rosie said it's one of the few shows they all enjoy and she wouldn't want to do anything to ruin the magic of it all, but of course she'd do it if she was asked.

Rosie took a final call from a listener who asked Rosie what they think about AOL purchasing The Huffington Post.  Rosie thought it was very interesting and hopes they don't decide to charge because they might ruin it.  All the staff members were impressed at the site and what it sold for.

Rosie closed the show.

and that's what you missed -kw

2-4-11 - Howard's Appreciation for Janette and Would You Rather

In case you missed it…

ELEVATOR ETIQUETTE AND ROSIE’S ABILITY TO TALK TO STRANGERS
Rosie started the show discussing how her assistant, Shoshana, moved. And where Shoshana moved is near the place where Janette gets massages. Rosie said she’s really not a fan of massages. She once went to a Russian bath where they made her get naked in a tub with a bunch of strangers (right there, that’s a problem for Rosie) and then they walk on your back while they hung from ropes above you. Rosie called the experience “very unpleasant.” Shoshana said her boyfriend has an an elevator etiquette in her new building that requires no talking, not to others on the elevator or each other. Janette ascribes to this elevator etiquette too and said she can’t even talk on the phone comfortably with other people in the room. Bobby will talk to others in the elevator but said if someone gets on the elevator with him and doesn't push a floor for themselves (meaning they’re getting off on his floor too) he freaks out inside thinking they’re going to follow him to his apartment.

Rosie was once at a hotel with Dolly Parton and got in the elevator with her. Dolly pushed a floor and Rosie just so happened to be getting off at the same floor. She was so worried Dolly thought she was following her she said something to Dolly about it and assured her she was on the same floor too. Rosie said Dolly was so kind about it and they had a little conversation. All Rosie could think was how she couldn’t believe she was having a conversation with Dolly Patron! Years later, after Rosie became more famous, she asked Dolly if she remembered meeting her but she did not.

The first time Rosie flew first class, Meryl Streep, Peter Frampton and Christopher Reeve were on the plane! The flight attendant asked Meryl if she wanted dinner on the flight and Meryl declined. Rosie wanted to be just like her so she said she didn’t want dinner too and she was starving by the time the plane landed! Rosie also said she opened a script for a movie she was in because she wanted Meryl to see she was an actress too. But she didn’t. She thought maybe she’d offer to run lines with her! Rosie joked that if she wasn’t famous she would have been a celebrity stalker. Janette once went to a mall with Rosie before she was famous and said Rosie introduced herself to everyone she ran into and was best friends with everyone immediately.  Jeannie said Rosie was like that in high school too!

Rosie told a story about directing a school play for Parker. She said a girl in the play was very shy and she encouraged her to use her LOUD voice. The night of the show she met the little girl’s mother who didn’t speak very much English. The mother didn’t recognize Rosie as a celebrity, she just knew her as another mom at the school. The next day the mom called Rosie and told her in broken English, “God sends you a teacher,” and she was sure Rosie was to be hers. She asked Rosie if she would teach her English and Rosie agreed to sit with her in the afternoons while they waited for the kids to come out of school. The woman must have shared this story with another parent (and that parent must have told her who Rosie was) because the next time Rosie saw her, she apologized and told Rosie she didn’t have to do it. Point being, Rosie has an uncanny ability to talk to strangers and always has. Janette said Rosie has the ability to authentically connect with people within 10 seconds of meeting them. Rosie said she’s really curious about other people. She said people are the best part about being alive.

However, Rosie said her kids call her a “creeper.” Whenever Rosie sees a baby at the mall she immediately goes over to it and asks to interact with it or hold it. Her kids make fun of her for it and call her a “creeper” because of it. Rosie said when she saw her friend Elton John with a little baby she immediately thought, “I could have another baby!” Rosie then spoke of how glorious it is having little Ellis in the house. Ellis is her friend/nanny Tanya’s little two year-old boy. Rosie said he’s almost perfect and all the staff gushed about how smart he is. But then Rosie really thinks about having another baby and realizes she couldn't survive another teenager. Like Rosie thinks about another baby, Janette said she will think about getting a kitten. She sometimes thinks, “What’s one more?” But she’s worried she’ll be known as the “crazy cat lady” so she doesn’t.

NIPPAGE AND MEETING FITNESS GOALS
The next discussion was about Nippage (when your nipples stand at attention and can be seen through your clothing) and what to do about it and if it bothers you. Rosie said a beautiful woman with nippage is sexy to her. Janette is horrified by it as she is with all parts of the human body. It doesn’t horrify Jeannie who will often admire other women's bodies. But she clarified that the nipples have to be in the right place! Rosie said her nipples point in towards each other and that’s always bothered her. Bobby asked Rosie why she feels the need to tell everyone that and Rosie said if Howard can tell everyone he had a tiny wiener, she can divulge her nipple issue. Janette then defended Howard’s penis size and said it grows to a normal size when its erect (so she hears). Janette said she once humiliated her assistant by asking him to get her band-aids to cover her nippage! Then the staff mentioned how Sirius radio host Romaine sells nipple clamps in her online sex shop! Good to know.

The staff then discussed reasons they might not be reaching their fitness goals. Rosie said her friend Jennifer Hutt is coming over on Saturday to discuss Rosie’s fitness routine and new diet. Jennifer told Rosie she has to do weights too and Janette agreed. Rosie said when she knows someone who has been chubby like her and lost the weight it inspires her that she can do it too. Janette feels exactly the same way about her friend Larry Flick.

GAME- SONGS WE HATE
So, the staff often discusses songs they love but today’s game was for each of the staff to share two songs they hate. Everyone got to pick two songs and explain their choices. Rosie said if anyone picks a Barbra Streisand song, they're fired.

Janette went first and of course the first song she picked was Barbara Streisand's “Stoney End.” Janette said every time she hears the song it sticks in her head and stays with her for the rest of the day. Rosie was speechless and offended and said Janette picking a Barbra Streisand song was like a religious offense to her. The second song she chose was The Carpenters “For All We Know." Rosie loves BOTH those songs and was completely offended.

Jeannie picked Laura Branigan's “Gloria” because she hates the way Laura sounds when she strains for the high notes. It completely annoys her. James took offense to this because he loves that song! The second song she chose was Chris De Burgh’s “Lady In Red.” Jeannie thinks it sounds like Kermit the frog is singing it! Everyone actually agreed with Jeannie's second pick.

Bobby picked Captain and Tennille's “Love Will Keep Us Together” because it's too overplayed. He second pick was Debby Boone’s “You Light Up My Life.” Everyone agreed with his second choice.

Rosie picked ”I Wear My Sunglasses At Night” by Corey Hart. She thinks he sounds too stoned to move his mouth! Janette liked it, of course, and so did James. Her second choice was Paul Anka’s “Having My Baby.” Rosie said that song always embarrassed her when it was playing and she was at Corvettes with her dad. Everyone agreed with her second choice.

Pete picked “Fields of Gold” by Sting. Rosie, Jeannie and Janette love that song! Pete said it wasn’t even music, it was bullshit and like nails on a chalkboard to him. He said listening to it makes him want to hit something. James agreed and called it “dentist office music.” His second choice was Neil Young’s “Old Man.” Janette liked that one but no one else did.

Lou picked the Beach Boys “Kokomo.”  He hates it and doesn’t even think The Beach Boys like that song. That was Jeannie's third choice if she would have had one. Rosie liked that song! The second song he chose was Shots by Lil Jon which he said is always played at his brother’s bar when everyone wants shots. Rosie liked it and it made her want to have a shot!

Shoshana picked The Bee Gee’s “Stayin Alive.” She thinks The Bee Gees are annoying in general because they sing so high and then she imitated them singing! Rosie didn’t agree with the choice. Her second choice was “Free Falling” by Tom Petty. No one else agreed except Bobby.

James picked Vanity’s “Pretty Mess” because he said it's the worst singing he's ever heard on a record. No one in the studio had ever heard it before. His second choice was Enrique Iglesias’ “Hero” because it's an obnoxious ballad. Everyone agreed.

Amanda picked Pearl Jam's Yellow Ledbetter because she can’t even understand what he’s saying! Lou said it doesn't matter what he's saying, it's the feeling behind it! Her second choice was Keisha's “Your Love Is My Drug.” Rosie agreed and Janette said that song hurt her ears.

Deirdre picked Starship's “We Built This City on Rock and Roll.” She said she used to love Starship and it’s their worst song ever! She thinks it’s plain gross. Her second choice was Crash Test Dummies’ “MMM MMM MMM.” Janette didn’t like it either but Jeannie sort of did.

Jeannie said she could have picked a Cher song and Bobby took great offense. GREAT OFFENSE. Jeannie said she wasn’t really a fan of Cher and Bobby said that’s her fault not Cher’s! It was funny.

JANETTE’S ONGOING LOVE FOR HOWARD
Rosie suggested staying in the city the next time there’s warning of a big storm coming so they don't all have to commute to Nyack. Then she said they could do the show in the Sirius “fishbowl” and Janette would be able to see Howard since she's professed her love for him!!!   Janette has had a crush on Hoard Stern for years even when he was being mean to Rosie, though she didn't tell her.  Well, Howard has heard of Janette's crush and has responded!  They played the audio of Howard saying nice things about Janette.  :)  Janette was thrilled listening to Howard speak about her.  Rosie wished she had a picture of her face as the audio played to show the listeners at home.  Howard said things like, "That chick on Rosie's show is so in love with me!"  And he called her a "very bright woman who won six Emmys!"  He was delighted that she thinks he's the "hottest fucking thing!"  Rosie was laughing at Janette's face of pure glee.  Janette told Rosie to imagine her discussing Rosie on live television or something.  Rosie got it.

Howard also said he doesn't need Janette to lose weight, he'll do her anyway.  He said he's got to do her so he can see what's going on with her.  He called it real love and said he needs more love in his life.  He said he wants to be devoured!  Rosie thought this hook-up might be something that might possibly happen! She asked Janette what she's going to say when she sees him the next time.  Janette said she's a little afraid that her voice might get all high-pitched and she might start rambling on not making any sense at all.  Rosie said that's a valid fear.  Janette just hopes she can look him right in his face and set him straight about the mistakes he's been making about his appearance. Rosie agreed and also thinks Howard is very handsome.  She said the way he moves, the way he dresses and takes care of himself is very attractive.  Janette is sure Howard is carrying around some childhood trauma that affected the way he thinks about his looks.   It's supposed to snow in NYC Tuesday night so this all could happen on Wednesday!!

Rosie asked Janette if Howard asked her to go in the backroom right now, would she? Janette said Howard's a class act and all that is just part of his humor but he wouldn't go through with it.  But she did say if he really offered she wouldn't disappoint or reject him in anyway!

Rosie joked that she's not much better when she meets celebrities she admires.  She saw James Franco on a plane recently and all she could say to him was, "Really good work this year!"  Rosie gets a lot of "I love you's" from fans too.  She said it's flattering and never feels bothered by it.  Deirdre doesn't like it when people tell Rosie they love her because they don't really know her.  Janette said fans mean they love what they know about her and what she represents. Rosie agreed and said they're reacting to her persona in a way.  She said it's not the same as when someone in her life says, "I love you."  Janette has really never acted this way about any celebrity except William Shatner, but that was an entirely different admiration.  And she admitted that Howard is THE ONE celebrity she truly adores.

WOULD YOU RATHER
Then Janette asked the staff Would You Rather questions.  They all didn't answer every one so I did my best taking notes to who did respond during this part. 

Would you rather....
...be forced to look at yourself in every reflective surface you pass or never see yourself again? Everyone said they'd rather look. Janette is pretty sure she does look at herself at every opportunity. Jeannie does too, painful or not.

...live without any taste buds or no feeling in your fingers? Rosie and Bobby said no taste buds because they craft and they'd probably lose weight. Pete and Jeannie need to taste so they said no feeling in their fingers.

...never eat at a restaurant or never eat their 10 favorite dishes ever again?  The entire group said they're over restaurants.  Bobby said he's never liked restaurants and as a child always disliked how much time eating food took on vacation when they could have been doing something else much more fun. 

....live in an area that's warm but rains every day or sunny but never gets above freezing? Janette and Pete said warm but rains but Rosie and Jeannie said they need the sun.  

....forward in time on three different occasions or go back in time once?  Rosie said she'd go back without a doubt. Pete would go forward. Bobby would go forward and get the lottery numbers!  Janette would go into the future to see what it's going to be like after she's gone.  Janette said when she met Amanda (the new call screener) she thought to herself - when Amanda is her age, Janette will be dead.  Janette said she's sad she won't be around to see the cure for cancer and other things.  Rosie asked Janette if she believes in reincarnation. Janette said she would like to but the one thing that dies is the ego and the sense of self and that's what she's most attached to.

....not be able to read or not be able to talk? Jeannie said not be able to read because talking involves people and she needs people! Janette said not be able to talk because reading is incredibly important to her. Pete said he could go without talking.

....be a world's expert in one field but totally clueless in everything else or slightly knowledgeable in every subject? Rosie said a world's expert because obsession has worked for her in general, in life. Bobby said the same. Jeannie said she would like to be more well-rounded.

....have the ability of 10 athletes or the knowledge of 10 scholars? All the staff members said scholars. Jeannie said smart is sexy! Pete agreed and said he encourages his girls to be smart first.

...your significant other has a huge crush and strong physical attraction to your best friend or they hate each other. Pete said crush because they could at least all play games together. Rosie also said she'd rather have her significant other have a crush on her best friend.  

...be liked by all or loved by half and hated by the other half?  Rosie said she'd rather be hated by half because she's had mass adulation (the Queen of Nice) and it's not a grounding way to live. She's lived both experiences and said loved and hated is better than liked by all. Everyone decided to defer to Rosie's expertise on this one. 

THE I WANT CANDY GAME
Each player would hear a clue about a popular confection and they would have to guess which candy James was describing.

ROUND ONE
Rosie: it melts in your mouth, not in your hands. The answer was M&Ms and she got it.
Shoshana: Bart Simpson is a longtime icon for this candy. Butterfingers and she got it.
Janette: this confection only has 1.5 calories. Tic Tacs and she got it.
Bobby: (right here!) There's no wrong way to eat one of these. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, he got it.

ROUND TWO
Rosie: two great American treats in one. First it’s a sucker then it’s gum. Blow Pop and she got it.
Shoshana: these fresh treat allows you to get the sensation. It was Peppermint Patty but she guessed Mentos.
Janette: These Hershey miniatures are the ones with the yellow wrappers. Mr. Goodbar and she got it.
Bobby: this long running TV ad features Mr. Owl. Tootsie Roll Pop and he got it.

ROUND THREE
Rosie: this is a lighter way to enjoy a chocolate bar because it has less fat. Three Musketeers and she got it.
Shoshana: the urban legend says this candy was named after named after a baseball player. Baby Ruth and she got it.
Janette: this candy is made of caramel chocolate and crispy crunchies and named after popular television shows 21 and $64,000 Question. 100 Grand but she didn't get it.
Bobby: this orange penny candy was the inspiration for Lucky Charms cereal. Orange Circus Peanuts but he didn’t get it.

ROUND FOUR
Rosie: this is the west coast’s answer to Twizzlers. Red Vines and she got it.
Shoshana: a soft chewy seaside favorite. Salt Water Taffy and she got it.
Janette: a century ago, someone named these bite-sized candies after his Aunt. Mary Janes and she got it.
Bobby: this candy is sometimes enjoyed by freezing it, smacking it and breaking it up into little pieces. Charleston Chew but he didn't get it.

ROUND FIVE
Rosie: this unusually named candy contains no chocolate but is made out of peanut butter and coconut. It was Zagnut but Rosie didn't get it.
Shoshana: like gumdrops these are the black licorice cousins of Dots. It was Crows but she didn't get it.
Janette: these sugar coated peanut candies sound more like something you'd eat at a summer BBQ. Boston Baked beans but she didn't get it.
Bobby: this weapon of mass destruction is a sour candy favorite of Sirius’s VP of programming. Nuclear War Heads but he didn’t get it.

Rosie WON!!!!!!!

Rosie recalled a candy her Nana used to eat called “N” babies. She said her Nana used to ask for them and it completely horrified her. Rosie couldn’t believe there were actually candies called “N” Babies and looked them up on the Internet and read about them.

Rosie closed the show.

and that's what you missed -kw

2-3-11 - How the Staff Spent Their Snow Days and the Hilarious Judy Gold!

In case you missed it...
HOW THE STAFF SPENT THEIR SNOW DAYS
Rosie started today's broadcast saying she had to turn off the questions on her blog because people were so livid that Rosie Radio had two days off because of the snow!  Rosie said she can walk to the studio but they canceled because of the staff that had to commute in.  Rosie said her kids can't contain the glee they feel when they find out there's a snow day, and then proceed to complain that they're bored all day.  She said they have so many things for them to do at home she has no patience for them when they say they're bored. 

Rosie said she was thinking about seeing The Rite with Parker but heard it got horrible reviews.  She also revealed that she's never really seen an episode of Friends, Seinfeld or Frasier!  She said she used to be a sitcom person as a kid but not as much as an adult.  She does however have Modern Family on her DVR and has promised herself that she'll watch them all.  Rosie went through Paul Rudd's IMDb website and doesn't remember ever seeing any of his films.  He's her new favorite actor!  She's in the process of assembling a Paul Rudd movie marathon.  She said she feels like an idiot for missing out on him!  She also thinks she's the only person she knows who hasn't seen The Hangover yet.

Over the snow break Rosie read Shirley MacLaine's latest book I'm Over All That: And Other Confessions and was surprised to see she's in Chapter 2!  Rosie knows Shirley but they're not exactly buds, as in they don't hang out, but they know each other.  In the book, Shirley discusses all the things she's "over" and one of the things she's over is the TSA.  She tells a story about one particular TSA officer who was particularly rude to her who later got fired and Shirley says, "Maybe he tried that crap with Rosie O'Donnell!"  Rosie didn't know what to think about it but thought she'd take it as a compliment.  Rosie was reading an advanced copy and I think Deirdre alluded to the fact that Shirley might be a future guest on Rosie Radio!   

Rosie said she hasn't been crafting in her craft house in almost a year so she's been reading in her spare time.  A lot!  Before her kids used to complain that she crafts too much and now they're complaining she spends too much time reading!  She said no matter what she does there's always a complaint.  Janette assured her that she's correct, no matter what she does, because she's the parent, it will always be wrong.  Bobby spent his days off being pissed at the pigeon who messed up the lighting on his terrace that shines a spotlight on his outside greenery.  He couldn't fix it because the snow turned to ice and it's now frozen pointing in the wrong direction.  Rosie of course made fun of him because this was his biggest complaint over the break.  Deirdre shoveled the walk for the tenants in her Aunt's building and Shoshana spent her time catching up on episodes of the West Wing.  Shoshana said she's obsessed with Aaron Sorkin now and everything he's done.  And Janette spent her time off at the gym!

EGYPT, THE EMBEDDED JOURNALISTS AND AMERICANS VIEWS OF OTHER CULTURES
Rosie and the staff then discussed the crisis going on in Egypt and how it seems every reporter has been attacked or harassed by mobs. Anderson Cooper was attacked and so was Christiane Amanpour and Katie Couric.  Rosie and Janette then discussed the Anti-American sentiment in the Mideast.  Rosie discussed Dan Eldon and the risks journalists take everyday in an attempt to tell the stories of what's going on in the world and she recommended the documentary Dying To Tell the Story.  But Rosie didn't quite understand what the benefit is to going into a rioting mob and wondered if the journalists should have stood at a farther distance and reported.  She worried that someone of prominence will have to die before changes are made.  Janette said she could see the producers of the news wanting the journalists to go down into the angry mob.  She also said she sees the value in showing the violence that's going on over in Egypt because it will have a greater impact on the rest of the world actually seeing it.  She also said the journalists that are over in these types of events want to be there and know they're taking risks.  Rosie said she could never imagine putting herself in that kind of risk for her job. 

Anderson Cooper recounts being attacked.
terrifying.

Janette recalled a time she was mobbed by a group of people in Congo.  She was on a relief mission and after they arrived at a refugee camp the people started coming at them by the hundreds and almost crushed them trying to get supplies.  Janette said it was terrifying.  Rosie remembered a time she was in Tijuana with Jeannie and purchased some Chicklets from some kids on the streets.  After she gave the kid a dollar, hundreds of children started coming from everywhere and in minutes they were surrounded.  Rosie said the experience was completely overwhelming for her. 

Rosie then took a caller who took his dream trip to Egypt recently.  He said the day they arrived they were told by the tour guide if anyone asks, they should say they're Canadian.  He was also gay and traveling with his partner and said he was careful not to let on to that.  He said it was a scary place to visit and he was not surprised by what is going on over there right now.  Rosie then started discussing the judgments we have as Americans towards cultures different than ours.  It really seemed to bother Rosie when we judge other nations but don't spend the time looking at our own nation.  Bobby agreed and said he has a problem when Americans think our culture is superior to others and that other cultures are wrong because they're different from our own.  Rosie took a call from a listener who said Americans are never going to change that region of the world and instead of trying to change them, we need to just appreciate them for what they are.  Janette said she tries to do that in all cases but when a woman has no vote, it's legal to beat her, legal to kill her, and legal to mutilate her body, it's hard for her to accept.   At some point , there comes a time that some things about other cultures might be just wrong.   Rosie said we have our own problems with how we treat people here too and Janette said it's nothing compared to other countries.  Rosie said there's horror everywhere we look and if we are only going to look outside our borders and and never address what's going on at home we're never going to help anyone.

Janette recommended the books Infidel, and Honeymoon In Tehran and said she cannot accept a culture that allows you to kill your wife.  Rosie said there was a time in America where we were allowed to abuse our kids because they were our property and the only reason they changed the law was because of the laws on the books against abusing animals!  Rosie took a final call from a listener whose father is Egyptian and who had been to Egypt many times herself.  She said it's important to understand that Egypt, as a country, is not necessarily an Arab country as other countries are in the middle east.  She said it's extremely western in many aspects but since 9/11 the radical Islamic groups have been infiltrating the area more.  She wanted everyone to understand the differences of Egypt versus other countries in the Mideast before they make sweeping statements. 

CLOSE TALKING, KISSING AND HUGGING
Then it was time to discuss the unwanted kiss on the lips, the awkwardly long hug and the close talker.  The staff decided there's a 3 second limit to hugging before things begin to get awkward.  Shoshana asked if anyone had ever been kissed on the lips when they didn't want to be.  Rosie and Bobby don't mind kisses on the lips (by someone they're not dating) so much and thought perhaps it was a theater thing.  Janette has had stray lip kisses from strangers and friends and hates it!  She said there's an awkward moment where she wishes she could wipe away the stray lip juice on her lips but doesn't want to appear rude.  Shoshana said she's a big proponent of personal space.  Rosie's been told before she's a "close talker."  She was embarrassed when she heard it, and said she tries to adjust but she can't help it!  Bobby said he hugged Janette the other day and she turned hard as a rock!  Janette admitted she's not a hugger.  They discussed the awkward "forward-bending-waist-hugger" position, the one Janette prefers.   Rosie took a call from a listener who spoke about the differences in social norms of talking, kissing and hugging in other cultures.  Rosie said her son Parker is a "space invader" and she used to call him the "barnacle boy."  :) 

The Close Talker: Seinfeld

OUR SOLDIERS COMMITTING SUICIDE
Rosie said there's a disturbing finding out that says for the second year in a row more U.S. soldiers committed suicide last year then were killed in Iraq and Afghanistan.  She said it's a significant finding and she finds it very troubling.  Janette said it's a scary situation.  Rosie could hardly believe it and said we send our soldiers to the Mideast and expect them to fight and then come home without any fanfare.  Janette said our soldiers are the real heroes, the ones that face all the brutality and personal risk, and they should be revered more than anyone. Rosie took a call from a listener whose son's friend committed suicide after they served together in the war.  She also took a call from a listener whose husband is an active duty Captain in the Air Force who's currently stationed in Alabama at officer training school.  His brother committed suicide and left a video taped letter to his family behind.  He uses the tape at suicide prevention demonstrations with soldiers and has found great success with it.   He knows the military has a serious problem when it comes to suicide and said the military is trying to get the soldiers more help.  She thinks pride of the servicemen and not having enough services available for them is part of the problem.  Finally Rosie took a call from a listener whose cousin just came back from Iraq who spoke about the lack of services here and overseas. 

JUDY GOLD
Rosie then introduced the hilarious Judy Gold! Judy told Rosie what a pleasure it is for her to follow a discussion on how women are abused all over the world and how our soldiers are committing suicide!  The perfect opening lineup for a comedian.  Rosie laughed, they chatted and then she played for her the following audio/video so they could discuss it.


Rosie thinks the boy in the video has a future in politics and both Rosie and Judy hope their sons become as articulate as the boy in the video!  Rosie and Judy complained about having teenage boys that know everything and insist their mothers know nothing!  They joked about the long hours their sons spend in the bathroom and how Judy fears one day this will turn into the worst fetish for her son.  She said her son is going to ask his future partner to yell at him in a nasally-Jewish-motherly accent so he can get off. 

Judy said the city of New York hasn't collected their garbage in forever because of the snow and you have to walk in a single-file down the sidewalk!  She called 311 to complain and there was a recorded message saying, "If you're calling to complain about garbage, we are not taking complaints for that at this time."  She said she lives on an island full of Jews and they're telling her she can't complain?!  She doesn't think so!

Rosie and Judy complained about all the snow days and the kids being home too.  Rosie said that's when divorce comes in handy because she wanted to kill all her kids and she can ship them off to Kelli's!   Rosie said she'll be "kid free" for the next 5 days and she's loving the idea!  She said there was a time she thought she'd never survive it but last night it felt great! 

Rosie asked Judy how she liked doing the series of radio shows she did for OutQ radio on Sirius/XM.  Judy LOVED it!  Rosie said she loved being a guest on it too!  Judy hopes to do more episodes on OutQ because she gets to sit and talk for two hours and not worry about hair or makeup. Hello?!

Judy said her son is into sneaker trading on the Internet.  She said she can't get him out of bed for school but if he has a sneaker deal going on he's up early!  Apparently, there's a Nike skateboarding sneaker the kids like to trade.  The sneakers cost between $800-$1200 so the kids buy them and then trade with each other. 

Rosie told Judy all about her new method of "non-response" for getting Parker to comply.  She said if she asks him to do something and he doesn't, she will give him 5 minutes and then there will be consequences.  He keeps trying to engage her but she ignores it and eventually he gives in!  She said it's working nicely. 

Judy is currently performing in Love, Loss and What I Wore.  They discussed the other members of the cast and how several people canceled because of the snow yesterday.   

Rosie and Judy discussed the book Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother and the author that explains why Chinese mothers are superior.  Judy said she hated the woman at first and then she realized her kids are going to Ivy League schools and Judy's kids are trading sneakers online and she thought, "How can she criticize her?!"  I swear, it's all funnier when Judy says it. 

Lastly, Rosie and Judy talked about a mutual friend of theirs, Margaret Smith, who was Rosie's first girl kiss!  Apparently, when Rosie kissed this woman in her 20s after the kiss she said, "Oh my God, it's just like kissing a guy."  Not exactly what every lesbian wants to hear.   

Then there was a quick mention of Piers Morgan, TruTV and Judy closed the show!

and that's what you missed -kw

2-2-11 - SNOW DAY!

In case you missed it...

Today was another snow day! 

Here is a link to the show that re-aired today.
And HERE is a link to the show that re-aired yesterday

I tried to do a talky this morning but my computer literally crashed as I was doing it. 
Maybe that's a sign I should have put makeup on first?  lol

PEACE OUT!
xo
-Kelly

2-1-11 - ICE DAY

In case you missed it....

Today was a snow/ice day so Rosie Radio was a repeat.  I hear from my Jersey proofreader the weather is pretty horrible up in the New York area.  I'm in D.C. and it's pretty awful here too.

My kids are home from school and being wonderful but I can't seem to shake the winter blues.  :(

Hope you are all hanging in there.

xo
Kelly